The new members are:

1. Former Springfield Mayor Karen Hasara
2. Timothy Koritz, a staff anesthesiologist at Rockford Memorial Hospital
3. Pamela Strobel, retired executive vice president and chief administrative office of Exelon
4. Carlos Tortolero, the president of the National Museum of Mexican Art.

So here’s the question:

If you heard on the news tomorrow that Ira Carmen were arrested, what crime would you be most likely to assume he committed?

Have fun with it.

At the core of the position of Chancellor and President are the following roles:  the public face, the fundraiser, the community leader, the provider of values and vision, and the public servant.  White and Herman can no longer effectively play these roles.  Both have violated the public trust, forever tainted their own integrity, diminished their effectiveness as fundraisers, embarrassed themselves and the university, and enraged lawmakers in Springfield who are now less likely to fund us (with the added excuse of not wanting to pay inflated salaries of these jokers).  There is no question that White and Herman cannot provide the people of Illinois with the best possible leadership of the University of Illinois. This is the most important criteria the BoT and Pat Quinn should use when determining whether White and Herman should be retained.

Although anytime any leader of a bureaucracy the size of the University of Illinois is replaced there will necessarily be a transition period, here the resulting administrative hiccup would be much less damaging than retaining Richard Herman and B. Joe White.  White and Herman aren’t exactly steering the boat alone.  The University has an ever-expanding  army of senior administrative personnel who can keep the wheels going round even if we had to name an Interim-President and Interim-Chancellor tomorrow.

White and Herman have lost the public confidence.  They are forever diminished within the community, within the University, within the state, and within the academy.  Had the vote not been postponed, there was a strong probability that the U of I faculty-student senate would have recommended the removal of White and Herman.  The students and faculty are the heart and soul of a University, not the bureaucrats and administrators.   The U of I is a public institution committed to shared governance, which operates best when students, faculty, and administrators work together and respect one another.  White and Herman have irreparably lost the confidence of a large number of students, faculty members and alumni.  In difficult financial times, they’ve given too many alumni another reason not to give back.

At a world class research institution, and the flagship public institution in Illinois, we have a huge pool of talent to choose from to replace Herman and White, many of whom could hit the ground running on day one.  Just to illustrate some of the possibilities, I compiled a list of names from several friends who are former student leaders of folks who would do a good job as  either President or Chancellor on an interim or permanent basis:

Stan Ikenberry

Jim Edgar

Stan Levy

Ruth Watkins

Bruce Smith

Vernon Burton

Mrinalini Rao

John D. Wiley

Peg Rawls

William Berry

Al Bowman

Glen Poshard

These are just a few off the cuff suggestions from former student leaders.  Please feel free to suggest others in the comments.  Imagine the list of names a committee of current faculty and student leaders could generate in a few hours.   Without the crippling weight of the clout scandal any number of individuals could serve the University more effectively than White and Herman.  Their weakness is apparent without even addressing the other reasons to doubt White’s basic competency, Herman’s commitment to any values whatsoever, or the prowess of either as a fundraiser.

White and Herman seem to think they are entitled to a chance to right this wrong, and they plead ignorance to the overt corruption that smoking-gun emails prove they actively engaged in.  Both have been duplicitous as hell in their public statements, before they realized just how demonstrable their involvement would become to the public.  It isn’t in the best interest of the people of Illinois to give these two another chance after they displayed such an abhorrent lack of respect for public integrity. This wasn’t a mistake, it was a clear lack of character.  This shouldn’t be about whether they deserve a second chance or a chance to make things right, as Herman contends.  This should be about one thing, and one thing only: what best serves the interests of the people of Illinois.  The answer to that question is showing both Richard Herman and B. Joe White the door.

First story:  The university is projecting over a billion dollar shortfall in their budget.  They are in the red by over a billion bucks!  Not good.  They cite budget trouble in Springfield, talk about probable tuition raises, cuts, etc.

Second story:  The university is building trans-gender bathrooms on campus.  How large a percentage of the student population are we catering to here?  Now as you all know I am a pretty simple guy, but have we developed a third sex or something that I am unaware of?  I really don’t get off the farm too often, but I thought that the way this thing worked was as follows:

1. Approach a restroom.
2. Look into your pants and determine the brand of tackle you are equipped with.
3. Following this self-examination you make a decision as to the little boys room or the little girls room.  There is no third choice.

Now if we were flush with money (bad pun) maybe ok, but we are a billion in the hole and are wasting money in the name of political correctness?  Is this really a necessity?

There are certain compromises that society dictates that frankly we are stuck with.  (like if you are a boy you go peepee in the boys room and if you are a girl you …..well you know.)  The system has really worked pretty well since the creation of indoor plumbing if you think about it.  I for one wish I could dress like a Spartan in the 300 (cool movie), flowing red cape and loin cloth, maybe strap AK-47s on my back, and partake in public fornication.  Unfortunately, societal norms frown on this type of public interaction.  Certainly my university does not fund the construction of special facilities to cater to my needs in this regard.  Most unfair it now seems.

Third Story:  Some University tenured professor feels the need to waste his tax-payer funded time applying for George Ryan to get a Nobel Peace prize for freeing all the murdering rapists (ok alleged murdering rapists – wait – Convicted murdering rapists) on Illinois’s death row.  Again, call me simple, but I thought we paid our professors to do things like TEACH.  If we are a billion in the hole and we have an overpaid liberal activist drawing professor pay – well I have a problem with this.

Summary:  We are over a billion dollars short on the budget but we have monies to build transgender potties and to pay a guy to promote giving an award to a convict.  Folks – something has got to give here.   All this in a half hour news segment.  It is just too much.

Some of these guys are coming in 09, but the two most impressive seem to be Crandall Head (Luther Head’s little brother, and yes his name really is Crandall) and Jereme Richmond, both should arrive on campus in two years.

Check out the video of Jereme Richmond.  One of his dunks is spectacular.  It’s like something from an arcade game.  It reminded me of me dunking on Billy Joe Mills on a kiddie hoop.  (Click here to see a sequence of photos depicting the Joshua-over-Billy-Joe-esque dunk).  And with Crandall Head coming to Illinois, we can once again have fantastic headlines like “Illinois fans really love Head.”  Oskee Wow Wow Illinois!