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For the past week or so, contributors, readers, and friends of Urbanagora have been compiling our Official 2008 Election Predictions. We put swing states, close senate races, and more into the mix. Now that the campaigning is over, go out and VOTE, then come back and check how we think it will all turn out.

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New ad: Ninety Percent

The most memorable moment from last night’s debate was easily McCain’s statement that he is not George W. Bush.  It was one of his most confrontational moments, and definitely a pre-canned line.  McCain had other one liners in the bag, but his delivery fell flat.

As I mentioned in the Urbanagora liveblog of the debate, Obama should have immediately hit back and said, “When you vote with someone 90% of the time, it can be pretty hard to tell you apart.”

Today they hit it out of the park with this ad. (Thanks to Ryan for directing me to this)

Liar liar pants on fire

The McCain campaign is like a guy leaning over the edge of a dock, seeing just how far he can stretch without falling in. With lie after lie they stretch the truth, manipulate the media, and mislead the people.

Palin’s statements about her opposition to the “Bridge to Nowhere” are demonstrably false. And she still hasn’t given back the money.

The most recent McCain ad “Lipstick” so obviously distorts Obama’s comments, changing his “lipstick on a pig” line about dressing up the same old Bush economic policy, trying to instead say he was calling Palin a pig. Then they use this distortion to label Barack Obama a sexist.

The list goes on, but for how much longer? Eventually the weight and shamelessness of their mendacity will infuse a new media narrative: McCain will say anything to win.

If they keep pushing lies on the people, if they keep stretching the truth, if they keep leaning further over the dock the media will report that the McCain campaign is “all wet”.

The Palin-McCain relationship

A big thanks to my buddy Joe for sending this to me. This isn’t all that safe for work.

Tucker Bounds gets owned

Every time the McCain campaign has issued a statement that seemed over the top, ill-conceived, or asinine, I’ve noticed the messenger tends to be Tucker Bounds. I hadn’t noticed him on cable news, probably because I mostly watch MSNBC. This is the first clip of him I’ve seen, and he’s a weaselly shit.

A McCain Le Gusta La Gasolina

So yesterday marked a hilarious (for me at least) point in the campaign. Amid the Obama lovefest and Hillary-supporters-are-pissed news, a somewhat obscure, but ultimately awesome political news event occurred. John McCain garnered the endorsement of Puerto Rican reggaeton star Daddy Yankee. This is huge. Ok, seriously, the man is a music god on the island and I can only assume that McCain will, by virtue of the endorsement, get a lot of attention. The only problem is that well Puerto Ricans can’t vote for president. In fact, no one living in Puerto Rico except military personnel can vote for any national office. Actually, I don’t even think Daddy Yankee can vote for John McCain.

Now I understand where the endorsement comes from. McCain has been a fierce advocate of immigration reform that isn’t mouth-foaming or unworkable. I don’t love it, but I can see where people would respect it. In fact, that was the primary reason for the endorsement. While I read a few articles about it, I couldn’t help but wonder if anyone told him what the guy’s songs are actually about. From casual sex in “Lo que paso paso” to thinly veiled references to muscle cars and sex in “Gasolina,” I think it’s a rather odd fit. McCain is (other than that little divorce remairrage soon after thing) a pretty straight-laced guy partnered with a guy advocating some rather un-family values.

When I think about the contrast combined with the fact that the endorser probably can’t even vote (no, I couldn’t find his official address, so I’m not 100% sure), it seems about a good as an endorsement from Gary Glitter. :-D. Hey, maybe “Gasolina” is about energy independence…Anyway, McCain apparently likes Daddy Yankee’s gasolina…just don’t tell him what that means (chances are McCain’s staff has no idea either).

To the gates of Halo

Slate’s William Saletan discusses drones, which he believes to be the future of warfare. The explicit parity between these drones and the video games so many children now grow up with is unsettling, yes, but is it also ultimately irrelevant? Less risk to American soldiers is always a good thing, is it not? This is certainly fair play [whatever that means] within the bounds of warfare. That answer doesn’t satisfy really satisfy me; I’m interested in what you think after reading Saletan’s piece.

There’s also a deeper argument here. “They don’t understand war’s horror the way McCain does,” Saletan writes about tomorrow’s army, those who have grown up playing video games with mass senseless killings. In the past, I think a lot of books written about warfare — novels, not actual accounts — were highly romanticized, visions of the noble soldier fighting alongside his countrymen for the safety and justice of those at home. Now war is often skewed through the glorification of violence. Conversely, the proliferation of war photo-journalists has led to an abundance of images, which I think are used to manipulate as often as to clarify reality. The hawks and doves divide, distilled. How do we come to a realistic view of warfare — both from an on-the-ground perspective as well as from an overarching policy standpoint — in ourselves, or the public at large?

On a slightly tangential note, and *please* do not let this derail all the comments, this is part of the reason why I think McCain’s considerable military experience means quite a lot. For certain things, there’s just no substitute for personal experience.

McCain’s Pump Fake

McCain is getting a little bit of media attention with speculation that he will announce his VP choice this week. So far the sources lurk in anonymity. Contrary to what U of I alum Bob Novak claims, the McCain campaign is bluffing.

But this is a shrewd tactical bluff. The former media darling McCain is discomforted and perplexed by the media’s scant coverage of his lifeless campaign. Speculation he’s about to announce his VP carved out some coverage for McCain in a media week that would otherwise be consumed by Obama’s world tour. Reports are now saying the campaign will “hold off for now.”

A good friend of mine put it an entirely different way, significantly cruder way: “The VP thing was kinda smart, kinda sad in a way. It’s like a fat girl wearing a miniskirt in a last desperate act because it’s the only thing left that gets a look her way.”

It was a smart move, though probably a dishonest one. Incidentally, I think McCain should have picked this week, or better yet last week, or even better yet, the week before. The sooner the better.

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On an unrelated note, does anyone else think its lunacy that the selection of a VP is left to the whims of one man? After all, the VP is one breath of one man from being the leader of the free world. The public should have a much greater role in this pick. It is too important for a politician to pick some fool just because he might be able to carry an electorally significant swing state.

McCain’s Pump Fake

McCain is getting a little bit of media attention with speculation that he will announce his VP choice this week. So far the sources lurk in anonymity. Contrary to what U of I alum Bob Novak claims, the McCain campaign is bluffing.

But this is a shrewd tactical bluff. The former media darling McCain is discomforted and perplexed by the media’s scant coverage of his lifeless campaign. Speculation he’s about to announce his VP carved out some coverage for McCain in a media week that would otherwise be consumed by Obama’s world tour. Reports are now saying the campaign will “hold off for now.”

A good friend of mine put it an entirely different way, significantly cruder way: “The VP thing was kinda smart, kinda sad in a way. It’s like a fat girl wearing a miniskirt in a last desperate act because it’s the only thing left that gets a look her way.”

It was a smart move, though probably a dishonest one. Incidentally, I think McCain should have picked this week, or better yet last week, or even better yet, the week before. The sooner the better.

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On an unrelated note, does anyone else think its lunacy that the selection of a VP is left to the whims of one man? After all, the VP is one breath of one man from being the leader of the free world. The public should have a much greater role in this pick. It is too important for a politician to pick some fool just because he might be able to carry an electorally significant swing state.

Funny Response to the New Yorker Cover

H/t to Why We Need Obama: