tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32078264.post2186152663075259723..comments2008-03-24T19:07:34.776-05:00Augurnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32078264.post-15550966474765816882008-03-24T19:07:00.000-05:002008-03-24T19:07:00.000-05:00Wait...you mean a court room does not have the same rules governing social interaction as my local bar on $3 pitcher night? Now I have to rethink my whole approach to the law.<BR/><BR/>Other things not to do in court:<BR/><BR/>-Refer to the bailiff as "Barney Fife"<BR/><BR/>-Cough "ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!" every time opposing council tries to ask a question<BR/><BR/>-Suggest to the judge that he'd be a little more relaxed if he went out and "got his gavel banged" a little more often<BR/><BR/>Give these a whirl and you'll be well on your way to your own contempt citation.Diogenes the Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02144867352423842521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32078264.post-61947324415050564372008-03-24T11:43:00.000-05:002008-03-24T11:43:00.000-05:00Now would a fornication gesture be more appropriate to show that the opposing counsel has just screwed you?Hannohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13243676562527233230noreply@blogger.com