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NO EARMARKS!!!

No Earmarks!?!

Bear with me people…I’m an engineer, not an artist.

Cubs Update – 11/14/08

Well folks, I think i’ve finally come to grips with the fact that the Cubs were unable to win a single playoff game for the second year in a row (not to mention we were above and beyond the rest of the field in the national league…).  So, without further delay, I figured we should see how our beloved Cubbies are doing this offseason:

  • Well I’ll start out with the big news.  This is sort of a “Good News, Sad News” situation.  The good news is we get a great reliever in Kevin Gregg, but we have to give up an excellent prospect (and 99 mph fastball) in Jose Ceda.  The Sad news is that this almost assures that Kerry Wood will not be returning to the Cubbies this year.  I can’t really blame Jim Hendry on this one though.  Kerry would undoubtedly command a hefty salary now that he’s shown he can withstand the rigors of a season as closer, and he did give us a bit of a home-town discount last year.  So, Kerry, I wish you the best with wherever you land…I just hope it isn’t in the NL Central.

How Many Feel About Energy

Much to do About a No One

If you’ve experienced any NFL football for the past 2 years or so, I imagine you’ve heard of some of the following individuals: Tank Johnson, Chris Henry (and any one of his Cincinnati Bengals teammates), and of course Adam “Pacman” Jones.  These guys have made the news not for their stellar play, but rather for their atrocious criminal records.

Pacman recently announced that he wanted to only be called Adam from now on.  Clearly an attempt to make people look away from his sordid past activities.  Unfortunately, Pacman, one first must give respect in order to earn it.  This guy was banned from the NFL for an entire year for his antics, and then is reinstated after giving certain guarantees that he will behave…and makes it all the way through week 5 of the season until he is in the news again.

Old News is Bad News?

Apparently all that technology at Google hasn’t been perfected yet. On Monday, Google News, which is driven by a very advanced bot posted an old article about United Airlines (UAL) from 2002. The Problem? Well, at that time the airlines were still reeling from 9/11, and UAL was in the process of filing for bankruptcy. The news spread like wildfire, and UAL’s stock price plummeted 75% from $12 down to $3. After news of the SNAFU, the price rebounded back up to around $10, which still was a loss of over $300 million…oops.The folks over at Google News actually run their own blog, and they have a detailed explanation of what happened. In a nutshell, an old article with an unclear publication date (lightbulb: put the date on articles!) wound up becoming tagged as popular on the Sun Sentinel website, which is owned by the Tribune Company (also owner of my beloved Chicago Cubs). Tribune is placing all the blame on Google by saying they haven’t changed the link in years; however, there is evidence to suggest otherwise. It seems likely that the recent anniversary of 9/11 must have triggered this old story to get a plethora of new hits, which started this whole fiasco.

For those that would like to delve deeper, The Register has a good synopsis of the post-goof story. I also have to give props to Computerworld for their story.

This mishap really shines the light on the potential impacts of misinformation, and how they are magnified greater than ever due to the internet. My mother sent me a link the other day to an article discussing the potential for legislation that will severely limit the freedoms those in South Korea have come to expect on the internet. Lee Myung-bak, the president of South Korea, is sensitive to this issue in light of the recent unfounded claims about imported U.S. beef being of the worst quality, suciptible to Mad Cow Disease, and that South Koreans are somehow genetically predisposed to aquire said disease! These stories ultimately led to the near ouster of Lee Myung-bak after he approved the reimportation of U.S. beef earlier this year.

A little side-note: Korean beef is horrible. It’s funny that they’re scared of our beef, because the quality of U.S. beef is 1000 times better (personal opinion) than Korean and/or Australian beef, which is what they also import a lot of. In the grocery stores there, the same cut of beef would be 2 or 3 times more expensive if it was Korean rather than Australian (U.S. beef was banned when I was in Korea).

So remember, don’t believe everything you read…well, unless it’s coming from me.

A Quarter Century of Mass Destruction


Billy Joe Mills was born in a little town in the Midwest 25 years ago today.  That was before he became the superstar neocon he is today.

So, I hope you all share some love for the best BJ in town…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY JOE!

My One True Love

I love music. Honestly, I know people say they “love” things all the time, but I really mean it. Don’t believe me? Well, take my average day for example:

I wake up at 6am to the sound of two alarm clocks (I really don’t like getting up in the morning). The one next to my bed is an iHome tuned to The X, a decent alternative rock station in the ‘burgh. The other is one of those good old black hotel alarm clocks, which plays the most annoying sound ever conceived by man.

After I come out of the shower and do my hair, I hit the space bar on my computer to turn iTunes onto whatever I was listening to the night before. I take a swig of whatever juice is in the fridge, turn off the tunes, and hop into my car. I have a 6-disc mp3 CD changer, and I always have about 50% of my music collection hiding in a container in the back seat.

As soon as I get to work, I put my 160GB iPod into it’s dock, plug in my stereo headphones, and listen to music whilst I work the day away. A coworker often comes up to me and taps me on the shoulder to say, “Jay, how is the control tower treatin’ you this morning?” I just smirk and politely turn off the tunes and have a nice chat.

My evenings home consist of a large percentage of time involved with iTunes and tweaking my collection (Right now, I’m listening to music of the 1970’s…549 songs as of tonight). I now have gone through all 7500+ songs and ensure that the name of the song, Artist name, Album name, album art, and original year of release are accurate and updated. I also have everything rated on the not-so-good 5-star scale. My next hurdle is to fill in all the genre section in order to make some killer playlists…I haven’t tried it yet, but Billy Joe sent me an email about Tune Up, a pretty cool looking program

I also like movies a lot (don’t worry, I won’t go into detail about that). Anyway, this evening, I caught the movie Almost Famous on one of my over-priced movie channels. It is the best of both worlds; its a movie, but it is immersed in the world of…music! Well, that got me to thinking about what makes a great movie, and more specifically, great movies dealing with music. Therefore, I decided to throw together a list of my top 5 music-themed movies (in no particular order):

Honorable Mention goes to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, School of Rock and Reign Over Me, which isn’t exactly fitting with this category, but it is more musically related than some other movies. Then, we have all those great films with killer soundtracks. Such as: Trainspotting, Hackers, Breakin’ (don’t laugh), Footloose, Dazed and Confused, Ocean’s Eleven, anything by John Hughes or Wes Anderson, etc.

I think Almost Famous hits home for me because when I was younger, I always wanted to be a journalist (as you can tell by my posts, I made a good decision by going into the sciences). I really would love nothing more than to go back in time and be a teenager during the mid-1960s through the early 1970’s. To experience the origins of Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Cream, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, some later Ray Charles, Jimi Hendrix, Creedence Clearwater Revival, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Queen, any so many more…would just be unbelievable.

Today, I can say I love these acts because I’ve been able to sort through their entire collection in one sitting and pick out what I like. However, to experience it chronologically, it is so much different. Would I have liked all these artists from their first albums without knowing the great songs that might come later? Not everyone burst onto the scene with top-notch albums like Led Zeppelin’s self-titled debut or Jimi’s, “Are You Experienced“.

So, I guess what this seemingly never-ending post is just supposed to say, I really liked the movie, and could relate to the character of William Miller easily. Most people would discredit my above list for not including the Beatles…but that is precisely why they aren’t on there. This movie wasn’t about some giant act (although they were mentioned a great deal throughout the movie); on the contrary, it was about an up and coming band, and how they were struggling to come into their own. William wasn’t just along for the ride, he was actually a part of music history!

Note: I LOATHE Moulin Rouge, so I don’t want to read any comments containing those words…no reason why, because I don’t need one.

Oops!

I’ve always been fascinated with the Cold War, and all the associated stories that come along with it. None of which are more interesting perhaps, than the story of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. Many have doubted their guilt; however, the Venona project wound up proving their prosecution to be correct. Well, it has recently surfaced that Ethel may have been not so guilty after all. It doesn’t exactly state she is now Mother Teresa, but apparently she isn’t a cold hard Commie spy either.

On a slightly tangent note: If you’re willing to read a book and not be outrageously biased of the author before you read it, I suggest checking out Treason, by Ann Coulter. Ann is a hilarious author, and outrageously conservative. She also happens to back up her claims with hundreds of citations. Treason deals with the story of Senator Joe McCarthy, who as she claims, is a tragically misunderstood man.

From the Desk of JayBandit: 7-20-08

Josh has been hounding me ever since my last post (a few months back now) to write something for our adoring fans. I’ve been reading and saving interesting links as always via google reader continually, but I just haven’t had the drive to post for whatever reason. Therefore, if something seems a bit dated, don’t fret, I just felt it humorous enough to post anyway. So, without further adieu:

  • Did you ever wonder what happened to Napoleon’s penis after he died? Or say the ear bones of Beethoven? Well, I didn’t either, but now I know.
  • Apparently piezoelectronics are becoming more and more common-place, based on the fact that there are now multiple dance clubs utilizing them to generate electricity.
  • I honestly don’t have anything pithy to say about this “water-powered” clock (it’s really the minerals providing the juice). I just really want one; and if you’d like to buy it for me, you’re more than welcome to.
  • Miley Cyrus is an idiot. She and her publicists get all freaked out when there are potentially sexual looking pictures of her on the internet, and she combats this with saying she wants to do a “younger” Sex in the City?
  • I think this doctor just has a good sense of humor.
  • I knew it! There had to be some reason that those Girl Scout cookies are so damned good…
  • Finally, San Francisco is doing something I can get behind. And obviously, I’m not the only one.
  • Well, San Francisco, it was nice while it lasted.
  • This is just amazing. I mean, Andy Dick eats at Buffalo Wild Wings too!
  • This is nice to see since it always seems like we deport single mothers with 3 kids who are upstanding citizens rather than criminals. Case in point.
  • Yeah, I know, it sucks when the government is in charge of money…but I’m sure this is like a once in a while thing.
  • AHHHHHHH!
  • I knew Selma would come back for me.
  • Ok, honestly, this really pisses me off. People go on and on about not being dependent on foreign money/oil/etc., and then what happens, they fold like a lawn chair at the first sign of trouble. Especially when you’re talking about Hugo Chavez.
  • Lastly, I want to make you all ponder something really important. This is probably 100% true, and it is something we should all try and combat. Just because you can find stuff easily on the internet doesn’t mean it is the only way or the right way. It simply means it was the easy way.

Stay Classy San Diego

A Legend Passes

RIP
George Carlin
May 12th, 1937 – June 22nd, 2008

Last night, we lost a legend. I am very proud to say that I neglected my homework one evening my sophomore year, drove all the way to Joliet with my roommate, and saw Carlin perform. It was one of the greatest performances I’ve seen live (music, theatre, or otherwise). And, in honor of my most favorite comedian of all time…I’ll lead you the seven words you can’t say on televsion.