Are you kidding me?
The US House of Representatives held a moment of silence for Michael Jackson! There is so much wrong with this I just don’t know where to begin. A washed up, perverted, butthole surfing, child molester, 400 million in debt, main claim to fame is his ability to moon walk while holding his nuts and squealing Wheeee Heeeeee. Our congress is more out of touch that the worst loons the Roman Empire ever dreamed of at its most decadent and depraved! Did someone spike the drinking fountains on the Hill with LSD or something? What the hell is going on!?! Maybe I am looking at this from the wrong perspective. I always believe the challenge in life is to take a disadvantageous situation and turn it to my advantage. So maybe if we encourage this type of insanity these ass clowns will have so many “moments of silence” they will never say anything and possibly not do as much damage! Finally a way to shut them up!
Incredulously,
Ragnar
Comment by concerned observer on 26 June 2009 at 7:46 pm:
They should have moments of silence for all child molesters.
Comment by Brandon on 27 June 2009 at 12:24 pm:
Yes. Yes we are kidding.
Comment by Tim on 8 July 2009 at 7:44 pm:
I hope you can sell 750 million records so we can berate you when you’re dead.