Archive for March, 2009

Homosexuality & Hollywood

It’s being reported that Sacha Baron Cohen’s highly anticipated “Bruno” movie – his follow-up to Borat centering around Cohen’s flamboyantly gay Austrian fashionista – has been slapped with an “NC-17″ rating after its first submission to the Motion Picture Association of America. Because Hollywood studios almost never release NC-17 rated movies, it’s a near certainty that cuts to the movie will be made removing the more objectionable parts of the film (and that those parts will later be put back in for a director’s cut DVD). Why the NC-17 rating? According to the report:

Among the objectionable scenes is one in which Bruno — a gay Austrian fashionista played by Baron Cohen — appears to have anal sex with a man on camera. In another, the actor goes on a hunting trip and sneaks naked into the tent of one of the fellow hunters, an unsuspecting non-actor.

Admittedly I don’t know how graphic these scenes get, but I’m willing to bet that an equally graphic scene involving heterosexual sex would not provoke the NC-17 rating. I’m reminded of the cuts made to Stanley Kubrick’s underrated classic Eyes Wide Shut, in which his shots were digitally altered in the famous orgy scene so as to block out a couple instances of lesbian sex, thereby reducing the rating from NC-17 to R.

This story comes on the heels of an even more bizarre story: Times Online reported a couple weeks ago that I Love You Phillip Morris, a new comedy starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor as incarcerated gay lovers, from the guys who brought you Bad Santa, may go straight to DVD in the United States for lack of an American distributor:

Film industry insiders said the movie, which features a graphic sex scene and frequent references to gay sex, had fallen foul of anti-gay prejudice in America.

I’m skeptical that this movie won’t eventually find a distributor, but the fact that it’s even having trouble is a little startling. In the wake of Brokeback Mountain and Milk – both profitable films that portray gay sex and deal explicitly with gay subject matter – it seems a bit bizarre that Hollywood would conclude that American audiences wouldn’t be open to this movie.

It shouldn’t be that startling, however. Homosexuality in film tends to fall into a few limited categories:

  1. Tragedy: gay characters ultimately meet with a tragic fate, usually death. See, e.g., Brokeback Mountain, Milk, Philadelphia.
  2. Comic relief: gay characters or homosexuality in general is used as a gag. See, e.g., I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, any movie with a hilariously flamboyant gay dude.
  3. Female companions: gay characters exist solely as the fun-loving, sassy friend of the lead heterosexual female, esp. common in romantic comedies. See, e.g., My Best Friend’s Wedding.
  4. Murderers: gay characters are psychotic killers. See, e.g., Monster, Rope.

I Love You Phillip Morris doesn’t appear to fall into any of these categories. The gay characters here are not mere comic relief, they’re the center of the story. And while homosexuality was also at the center of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, the joke there was OMG THOSE STRAIGHT GUYS HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE GAY, THAT’S TOTALLY ZANY, and while I haven’t seen it, I’m told that at one point in the film the characters are told to kiss to prove their homosexuality lest they face some severe consequence I can’t remember, and the joke is that that would be just too gay so they don’t do it. I Love You Phillip Morris doesn’t appear to be going for that kind of humor.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, incidentally, made over $120 million domestically. You hear that, and you hear that I Love You Phillip Morris is struggling to find an American distributor, and you basically want to shoot yourself in the fucking head.

Trailer for I Love You Phillip Morris after the jump (no trailer out yet for the Bruno movie). Read more…

Worst marketing campaign ever

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While on vacation in Florida, I spotted this casket company truck and found its note of caution curiously self-defeating.  Maybe it’s a testament to the strength of the Batesville Casket Company: “Go ahead, take your time.  We can wait.”  Maybe their Florida customer base is so old they figure it wont make much difference.  I’d like to think Batesville Casket Company operates one county over, and they want to promote defensive driving until the enter the local market, then they will paint over “Please Drive Safely” with “Time is Running Out!” or “You Haven’t Got All Day!”

Card Check Timing Conspiracy?

I’m not sure how many of you in the Agora are following the card check legislation, also known as the Employee Free Choice Act.  This is an epic battle between labor unions and business.  The EFCA would simplify the process of forming a union by allowing a majority of workers to sign a card supporting a union, rather than voting on unionization.  It also includes binding arbitration provisions, and increased penalties, but most of the media focus is on “card check.”  This eliminates the company’s opportunity to launch a campaign against unionizing, or take affirmative steps to address the needs of workers to preclude the need to unionize. Big business has chosen the secret ballot as the symbol of their battle, which I consider a mistake.  I think a well reasoned explanation of practical objections, particularly those based on current economic circumstances, would be a better way to sway public opinion, in part because explanations of the current unionization regime don’t seem particularly unreasonable in the public mind.

Recently Sen. Specter, a moderate, endangered Republican, stated he will not vote for cloture to bring the card check vote to the floor.  Now a compromise proposal is being floated, but both main interest groups are opposing it.  All along both groups have vowed that no compromise would be acceptable.  I suspect that position will hold, at least through 2009.  But the reason isn’t Arlen Specter.

In the media we may hear lots of stories about why the bill is held back.   The story may center on specific moderate Senators, or we may hear a narrative about how the EFCA is too bloody of a battle to fight now when we are facing economic disaster, or that the Dems are waiting for Frankin, or that unions need to wait for the economy to recover to weaken the business’s gloom and doom predictions.  But what’s really going on?  It all comes down to money.  This is the kind of fight that employs a great many lobbyists, many of whom have less and less other paying work due to clients cutting their lobbying budget or being unable to pay their bills.  Too many people on both sides are getting paid for anyone to want to draw thier guns.  Why fight the war when after it’s waged the retainer checks will stop coming in?  And until the vote takes place, both unions and business groups will stay especially interested in fundraisers for moderate, endangered members like Specter.

Brave new fundamentalism unfurled

It is an axiom that Illinois politics and politicians are dirty, corrupt, factious and belligerent. Indicted governors, crooked mayors, a budget so broke even MacGyver couldn’t salvage it into anything helpful — to study IL politics is to long for a return to blissful ignorance. Not even Obama in all his splendor can cover over this multitude of sins and sinners.

And yet, in the face of the worst economic turn-down since at least the 30s, in the face of an $11.5 billion IL budget deficit, despite last year’s absurd budget fiasco of earmarks and in-fighting and childish squabbling, the Illinois General Assembly is considering passing a fiscally, legally, morally irresponsible bill concerning abortion.

Right now the Illinois General Assembly is considering passing HB 2354, entitled the Reproductive Health and Access Act. Illinois already has fewer abortion restrictions than most states. As the bright blue bedrock in the red Midwest, IL stands in stark contrast to its neighbors, lacking laws pertaining to informed consent, waiting periods, parental notification [and so forth] that most other states have deemed necessary. Americans United for Life believes that only nine states have worse records than IL for defending life.

It appears the IL General Legislature is shooting for dead last.

At this moment, I’m not here to argue Roe v. Wade or ‘right to privacy’ or when life begins. If you’re even vaguely pro-life, you are already opposed to this bill.

I’m here to argue that even if you’re pro-choice you should be against this bill. Rather, if you’re pro-choice because in your mind this is what is best for women and society you should be against this bill. If you’re an ideologue [and make no mistake, they exist on both sides], then you want to ‘win’ at any cost and will furiously support this bill regardless of the negative consequences it will surely have.

This is quite simply bad legislation, for many reasons and by nearly any standard, so I’ll just discuss two particularly egregious clauses.

The abortion debate is often framed purely as a health issue for women, a necessary option to maintain her emotional and physical well-being.

Section 25A states, “A qualified medical professional is not liable for civil damages or subject to criminal penalty relating to a pregnancy termination performed in good faith.” Thus abortion doctors — or rather, “a person licensed to practice medicine in all of its branches,” which may or may not include nurses, technicians, etc — will enjoy a greater legal freedom from liability than virtually any other medical professional.

Since an abortion doctor’s vulnerability to litigation depends on the unclear and undefined concept of ‘good faith,’ I imagine it will become nearly impossible to sue for a botched abortion. This immunity from the law, above and beyond that afforded to other procedures, is remarkably flagrant. In addition, it seems as though it’s putting the health of the woman last rather than first. Is this the ’safe, legal, and rare’ we’ve been promised was the healthiest ‘compromise’ for this issue?

[I suspect this provision was included to spur more young doctors into this field. The continuing advancements in ultrasound technology and embryology research have resulted in an increasing reluctance of young medical professionals to embark on this career].

Section 35 deals with patient access and is a bit more difficult to parse down for summary, but basically individuals who object to participating in abortion may do so only if they fulfill four separate criteria. The criteria essentially amount to the state mandating that if you personally do not want to participate in abortion, you must help the woman find someone else who will. Thus the right for an educated and qualified medical professional not to support what she views as murder only stretches far enough for her to refuse personal participation while decreeing she must at least be involved in the chain of referral and concurrence.

I find these sorts of laws incredibly disrespectful. Why a woman’s dubious right to an invasive and highly contested medical procedure should trump the personal convictions [and Hippocratic oath] of every medical professional she meets is beyond absurd. Is there any other medical procedure in which the doctor is required to figure out for you how to obtain an operation he himself does not feel comfortable performing?

There is a systematic refusal from pro-choice quarters to acknowledge the slightest legitimacy of the pro-lifer’s claim of life in the womb. But 72% of Americans believe that abortion should be illegal from the second trimester on and 86% of Americans believe abortion should be illegal in the third trimester. Presumably, they believe this is a life and deserves to be protected. Laws like HB 2354 prefer to strike any confusion from the record by steamrolling over the majority opinion and demanding that this woman get her abortion.

There is also a clause mandating  ‘prior written notice’ to patients and employers. I’m not sure what that would mean practically applied [how prior, how public, do you have to wear a button next to your nametag that says 'I refuse to choose?'], and unfortunately no one in my representative’s office seems to know either — though he is a co-sponsor of the bill. In fact both times I called his office the person with whom I spoke told me if I wanted to ask specific questions about the bill I should talk to the person who originally sponsored it, indicating that co-sponsorship in the IL Senate means even less than it does in the UN.

[Still waiting for that call back, Rep. Miller.]

This is far-reaching and overbearing legislation at its finest. Because Section 20 promises “financial assistance for reproductive healthcare at least to the same extent as other comparable services,” the ILGA is also adding an unnecessary and unpopular burden to our already fiscally drowning state.

Why?

There are two motives driving the supporters of this bill. First, Planned Parenthood stands to gain a great deal of revenue and their IL lobbying arm is particularly strong, even by PP standards. It is no secret they engineered this legislation.

The second motive is ideological. Abortion is fought at the extremes. Activists tend to be strong advocates of either an all-or-nothing approach. Every incremental decision is greeted as either a massive victory or a heartbeaking defeat. The past eight years held a great deal of frustration for the pro-choice side, and now the time is finally ripe for vicious and bloody payback. This legislation, however, and its federal counterpart, the Freedom of Choice Act, do not merely recoup the ground lost during the Bush years. They go about as far as they can go.

This is unfettered abortion on demand, your tax monies footing the bill and your qualms and scruples ignored, denied, and forgotten. No restrictions, no limits, no room for doubt.

This legislation is for the extreme pro-choicers, the very small minority who support radically unconstrained abortion. It is not an accurate representation of what people want. It does not even pretend to be. It is a bitter and resentful retort to the last eight years.

This impulse may be understandable but it is also foolish. HB 2354 is terrible legislation, and mandates cannot last forever. There is not even a shadow of the compromise and bipartisanship the blue party’s standard-bearer has promised us so many times.

Is this the bold new era of fiscal restraint and mutual respect that our current political and economic climate demands?

No. This is the same old story of interest group politics and ideological hubris at the expense — in every sense — of all others.

Mind Your Gaps, Ted

Some people produce incredible resources on the Internet. Two interrelated resources pay attention to the economic development of impoverished countries:  TED and Gapminder.

Andrew Mwenda, a journalist in Uganda, has an aggressive and unique view of financial aid that flows into Africa. Mwenda created the Ugandan newspaper The Independent after growing frustrated by government censorship of the Ugandan newspaper he had previously written for. The Independent promises readers “Uncensored News, Views & Analysis.” Mwenda is bold and aggressive.

TED holds conferences around the world that invite innovative speakers to present their ideas on a diversity of subjects. Mwenda argues in his TED talk that aid hurts African economic development. Bono attended Mwenda’s talk and he (rudely, I think) interrupted Mwenda. I have not seen a video, but I have read that Bono spent his entire TED lecture rebutting Mwenda instead of reading from his planned lecture. Mwenda’s thesis, if accurate, undermines nearly everything that Bono has devoted himself to in Africa. Andrew Rugasira, Chairman of Good Africa Coffee, wrote an interesting op-ed response in the Financial Times to the confrontation. Rugasira writes, “[T]he Bonos of this world need to listen more and display greater humility to African perspectives on African problems.”

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Creating Your Own Low-Tax Haven in Ten Easy Steps

The economic slump got you down? With recent economic news, it’s awful hard to see how much worse things can get. Taxes are going up, spending is down, revenue is down, employment is down, unemployment is up. Is there any bright spot in all this? Yes indeedie doo there is!

Well, first off let’s get on the table that this won’t fix all of your problems, but it’s a start.

Sick of paying high property taxes? Taxes that pay to send her kids to school? His golf course that you never use? The library with the musty books? That black hole of a mass transit district?

The plan: Incorporate your own low-tax municipality! Within months you’ll see business flock to you and residents clamor for housing and you can sit back and bask in the fact that your property taxes are 20, 30 or 50% lower than that guy in that place. Just follow these easy steps! Read more…

Destroying Disciplines

emersonEric Freyfogle is a law professor at the Univ. of Illinois. He teaches environmental law and land use and a smattering of other subjects. I have the good fortune, along with Brandon Ruiz, of having him as a professor this semester. He recently circulated an address he made to the law school’s Board of Visitors. I have pasted it below. I have also pasted my email response to his fantastic essay. His essay concerns whether academics suffer from hyper-specialization and whether the generalist and the grand synthesizer have died. We both agree that rigid departmental distinctions should be destroyed.

Freyfogle’s title aptly alludes to R.W. Emerson’s famous graduation speech entitled, “The American Scholar.” You must read Emerson’s address, if you have not already. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., father of the great Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., described Emerson’s address as America’s “Intellectual Declaration of Independence” from European thought.

The American Legal Scholar
Eric T. Freyfogle
Remarks for Board of Visitors Meeting
University of Illinois College of Law
April 21, 2006

I want to offer today some scattered comments on the state of the legal academy as
I see it, with particular reference to the plight of the law professor as legal scholar.
The situation, overall, is a familiar one. It is the best of times and the worst of times.
Times are good because support for legal scholarship is at an all time high. The scholarly
laborers are many; they are exceptionally able; they are putting in more hours than ever; and
their productivity is prodigious. Read more…

The Power and Limits of Mythos

Mythos. A mythos is a system or body of myths, folklore, legends that constitute a self-contained system which explains the nature of the world and humanity. At its heart a mythos is a constellation of first principles which serves as the foundation for morality, normative judgment, and explanations for how the world (and people) work. A mythos is composed of two principle characteristics: 1) it is self-evident and 2) it is true. Oh perhaps you don’t believe it, but to those who adhere to that system it is true and needs no further explanation other than itself. that is to say that a mythos appears to be tautalogical to the outside observer.

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Irregular Word of the Week: Ganser Syndrome

This is an Irregular Word of the Week post both because the word itself is irregular and because I irregularly post words of the week, which makes the title of “Word of the Week” a lie.

Today I learned the phrase “Ganser Syndrome” from a cynical 1957 Time Magazine review of Jack Kerouac’s most famous novel, On the Road.

Definition:

A pseudo-psychotic condition typically occurring in individuals feigning insanity and characterized by wrong but related answers to questions.

Lucien Carr, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs

Left to Right: Lucien Carr, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs. Did they all suffer/prosper from Ganser Syndrome?

Cursed by Success

Paul Krugman recently suggested that the root of current economic woes is a glut of investment cash with nothing real to invest in.  This leaves us with a purely bubble-driven economy.  Now, Thomas Friedman submits that this indicates a fundamental flaw in our entire economic model.  I agree with this basic premise, but I think it is still too limited in scope.  My theory is that, on a worldwide basis, humanity has just gotten too good at making things.  This translates to ever lower demand for both capital and labor to make the same things.

Since I am linking to Thomas Friedman, it seems wrong not to tell a questionable anecdote of the international common man.  I was in China in 2001 (which is when the current economic stagnation really started if you don’t count the intervening housing-bubble motivated artificial recovery).  Through a series of bizarre events, I and two friends found ourselves as the lunch guests at a family farm in the shadow of the Great Wall.  The family owned no tractor, one donkey, and one pig and lived in a concrete-floored three room house.  Still, they had a nice-sized TV and DVD player.  The farmer remarked that he pretty much had the same income as he’s always had, but that everything had gotten cheaper, especially electronics.  Low cost manufactured goods from China have not only been flooding the United States, they have shown up in Chinese markets and markets all over the devloping world.  Still, though, China is nowhere near operating at manufacturing capacity.  There are still many more people available to work, to say nothing of people all over the world who have no jobs.

So here’s the problem.  What do you do when you need only a fraction of the world’s available labor supply to take care of all the world’s needs?  What happens when human technology outgrows the economy?   Is this actually what’s happening?  The symptoms are all there: Unprecedented levels of cheap goods, but with large swaths of the population still poor because they have no jobs such that they could buy even cheap goods.  Too many investment dollars perpetually chasing too little actual investment.  If this is actually what’s happening, how does it get fixed?  I have no answer.  The massive scope of the problem implies a solution equally massive in scope.