A Long Working Vacation
A week from this coming Friday will be an important anniversary for me. It was one year ago, on November 30th, that Billy Joe posted my first truly personal article, The Hell-Bound Train. Since then, I’ve been part of the mainstream of the discourse on this blog. It has been delightful for me, since I have found inspiration in places that I didn’t even know existed.
You might have noticed that my article contributions have dropped off somewhat over the last month or so. I have, too, so I think it’s time to take a semi-official, semi-leave of absence. I do have at least one more exciting interview to publish before the end of the year, but that is awaiting the return email from the interviewee. I understand why it is taking so long, since she’s a very busy woman who is only going to get busier in the next six weeks. I’ll still comment occasionally, too, when time permits.
There’s three important reasons for my time being full right now.
First of all, three weeks from tomorrow, December 14th, will be my last day in my office. My retirement will be official at last. I’ve already supervised my last official wet lab; the students have made it through the semester with no one coming out of the lab on a stretcher. My job there is done, but it takes a lot of work to finish up a twenty-five year career in research and teaching, let alone deal with the collection of junk that piles up in one’s office over that time. I may write fully about my feelings about the whole process when I get closer to the date. Right now, I’m just a bit numb.
Secondly, the holidays are fast approaching and our calendar here at the house is filling up really quickly with places we need to be and people we need to see. Kitten’s mother is coming up from Florida for the first time in a number of years and a lot is revolving around her. I’m going to try to coax Mother down from the farm to Champaign for at least one party. If I’m lucky, my brother will be coming, too. We’re all combining and comparing lists for each others’ presents and it should be a very happy Yule for all of us.
Finally, I need to get down to some serious writing work for a bit. I am happy and very proud to announce that I expect to publish my first book on March 31, 2008. It’ll be published by Peregrination Press out of Halifax, printed by lulu.com, and should be available on Amazon.com as a trade paperback for about $16 or so.
Those of you who have been my constant companions on this blog will recognize most of the material in the book, since it will be collected best of my first year’s writings here. They’ll be edited for obvious errors, collected by topic and have their own short introductions to each of the categories. I plan to include the Tonica Stories, the Radical Stories, all of my articles on workable polyamory, a few science articles, the coverage of the Heinlein Centennial and my short fiction as well as at least three long works exclusive to the book and available nowhere on the ‘Net, ever. The working title is Riding the Hell-Bound Train: Collected Writings 2007.
I’ve retained the services of a professional illustrator to do the front and back covers so that even if I never sell a single copy of the book, I’ll still have a couple great framed black-and-white drawings to put on my wall. My wife, Cheron, (who created and published an entire role-playing game) will be my editor for the volume. I’m very excited–assembling a book out of constituent articles looks to be harder but more interesting than about anything I’ve done in the last twenty years.
I’ve got something for you to do, though, faithful readers. I admit that I stole this idea from Scott Adams, who, coincidentally is publishing a collection of his articles from his blog at about the same time as I am. I hope that my book doesn’t drive his out of the market, since I wish him nothing but the best of luck.
Here’s the Contest: Write a blurb for the back of the book. You’ve read my stuff, you’ve been annoyed, amused, laughed and cried a little bit–tell potential readers why. The copy that you write could possibly be printed on the back cover above a pastoral scene derived from A Price Greater Than Rubies. Submit the blurbs here in the comments section to this article, I will pick the best of the submissions. The winner will get a free autographed copy of the book (whether the blurb is used or not.)
Once the book is written and is ready for the printers, I’ll be back, both fore-fingers furiously typing, to interpret the results of the primary elections and to cover the coronation of the Lizard Queen. See you then.
Tom
Comment by Kit Fenderson-Peters on 23 November 2007 at 6:46 pm:
My blurb:
Whatever you do, do not read this book. Read anything else, but not this book. Not only will reading this book make you go blind, cause your hair to fall out, and give you a violently itchy rash over all your favorite body parts, but it will also cause all your friends to start making up excuses to avoid you. Even your dog won’t be able to stand being around you. In short, run away! Get as far away from this book as possible. Your life may depend on it.
Comment by J. Prescott on 24 November 2007 at 5:00 pm:
Most people would call Tom crazy. Some would call him a genius. None would call him boring. Whether you agree with his perspective or not, it will always challenge you.
Comment by Hanno on 24 November 2007 at 9:51 pm:
Individualist. Communitarian. Polyamorist. Technophile. Libertarian. Storyteller. Obstinate. Sci-fi geek. Lunatic. Tom will make you laugh, he will make you so hopping mad you would gladly pull the trigger, but most of all he will make you think. He will challenge your assumptions and reveal a way of thinking you have probably never encountered before through the eyes of a poor farm boy from rural Illinois who came into consciousness as a hippie during the 60s and went on to become a scientist, a writer, and a futurist. Through his own ornery, obstinate, and fanatically pure ideological lens he offers a vision of the world, the human condition, and the future in this collection of writings on everything from the role of government to his experiences as a polyamorist and the future of humankind.
“Thought-provoking” – New York Post
“The ravings of an ideological madman” – The Boston Globe
“What the hell is this?” New York Times Book Review
Comment by tet on 25 November 2007 at 3:09 pm:
Thanks for the entries, guys. I had my first “work in progress” reading at a SF con this past weekend and it was received even better than I expected. The professional writer that was there said that I did funny pretty well.
I read Big Guy, Psychedelic Catch and Release, Kate and the Magic Nachos, Somewhen and Nightlights to them–took about 50 minutes, all together.
I figure that there’ll be enough bite-sized chunks of story to make it an ideal bathroom book.
Tom
Comment by Phil on 26 November 2007 at 9:56 am:
J Prescott said about what I would for the blurb, but I’ll comment about the reading, since I was one of the very elite group present. You read well, and you chose a good set of pieces for an hour reading. You read just a little too fast in some places, but that was the only hint I got that you weren’t comfortable. If I had been a stranger dropping by, I would have stayed to the end, and if you’d had copies of the book, I’d have been likely to buy one. (I say “likely” rather than “sure” only because I am so far behind on reading that I’m really trying to limit myself to the books I really have to have.)
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